Madam Questionnaire
He asked if you will marry him and you're asking why? Was it just jokes and vibes during your relationship?
The Runaway
Your boyfriend hasn't even gotten down on one knee, yet you've developed wings and exited the building. He would look up and see that you have disappeared. Calm down ma.
The Screamer
You've succeeded in breaking the glass and the eardrums of your lover and well-wishers. Plis and plis reduce your voice ma
The Smiling Ones
Everyone is waiting for your response but the only thing anybody can hear is the sound of your laughter or in severe cases, nothing at all. Just you smiling sheepishly.
The Unbeliever
Even after your lover has put a ring on it, you're still staring at them and the ring in disbelief. It's true... you're now engaged!
The Yabber
You're in for the insults, if you haven't used the lines" oh so now you have decided to settle with me abi?" you will not rest
The One That Needs Friends' Assistance
If your friends are not there to cheer you on or keep you excited, you're not doing. Ha, learn to enjoy on your own, problem no dey finish
The Crybaby
You've soiled your clothes, your lover's outfit and the ring with your tears. You can cry for Africa!
The Fainter
Immediately he goes down on one knee, your body has already shut down. Now that you have fainted and stressed everybody are you happy now?